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Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
-- Lily Tomli...
Why is Mike Tyson so happy? Cause he gets O.J. for breakfa
Why Is My Printer Leaking? I Said SERIAL Not CEREAL @#*%
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled "palindromeemordnilap"?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it's said?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? -- Lily Tomli
Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
Why is Pascal a five cent language? That's how much a Nicholas Wirth (Niklaus Wirth) (nickel is worth).
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there....
Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?
You get to see a lot of great places you'll never get to visit....

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