Why Do Women Wear A Pair Of Panties And One Bra?
Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?
Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
Beer doesn't wear a bra. -- Women vs. Bee
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
Now, why won't you believe Santa took all your panties?
Why do easy-going girls wear knickers? To keep their ankles warm.
Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar? Marge
Oh, it's just easier this way. -- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
Why do women always forget to put the seat back up ?