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• Left lane must turn right.
• LEFT HANDERS do it righ
• Dyslexus: the car for drivers who signal left and turn right.
• Sometimes you have to turn right to go left. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
• Get right! Or get left.
• Winnie-the-Pooh read the notice very carefully, first from left to right, and afterwards, in case he had missed some of it, from right to left.
  -- A. A. Milne...
• It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right.
• How many aerobics instructors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right....