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• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- Robin William
• We would not number on our list of friends the creep who locks all the bathroom doors at a beer party.
• There is 24 hours in a day! Only 1 is Called Happy Hour!
• Animators do it 24 times a second.
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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• I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
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