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• Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
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• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
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• If Ya Snooze Ya Looze...
• SAK: Snooze At Keyboard
• My life needs a rewind/erase button. -- _Calvin and Hobbes_
• Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?
• If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
  The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up....