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Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say.
Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Why aren't aeroplanes made of the stuff used in "Black Boxes"?
Why aren't Conservatives interested in conservation?
Why aren't lawyers sworn in during trials?
Why aren't the members of the NRA required to do weekend National Guard Duty?
That is a well regulated militia....
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why aren't there many Hannukah specials on tv?

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