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• The victor will always judge the defeated, and always find him guilty.
  -- Goering, during the Nuremberg Trial...
• Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
• Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
• failed trials, system needs redesigned
• Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.
• Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....