Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree?
Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why are they still called tennis shoes, even though few people actually play tennis in them?
Why are we all put here to suffer and die?
Why are we here? Because we are here. Roll the bones.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
Why are we surprised when politicians play politics?
It's not like they are supposed to be real adults....
Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with.
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers?
Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great scent....

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