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• Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
• Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say.
• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Why flame it? It crashed and burned quite nicely by itself, thank you.
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• I am going to explain to you why we went to war. Why mankind always goes to war.
  It is not social or political. It is not countries that go to war, but men....
• Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?
  -- Natalie Clifford Barney...
• Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
  -- Willis R. Whitney...