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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.
Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are Earth people so parochial?
Why are electrons patriotic? Because they go to the poles and volt.
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion.
Why are <ethnic> toilet paper rolls 2 miles long? The first 1.5 miles are instructions.
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids?
Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around?...
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
Why are manhole covers round? How many gas stations are there in the US?
-- Interview questions asked by Microsoft, 1992...

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