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• Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say.
• Maybe he's only a little bit crazy, like painters, or composers, or some of those men in Washington.
  -- Mr. Shellhamme...
• Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
• You must be patient for a little while.
• You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires.
  Which is why God invented dental floss. -- Susanne Kollrack...
• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?
  -- Natalie Clifford Barney...