Miscellaneous Collections

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe
Why are people so unkind? -- Kamahl
Why are programmers criticized for re-inventing the wheel, when car manufacturers are praised for it?
Why are the good women married?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there no black M&M's?
Why are there no blue M&M's?
Why are there no day-glo M&M's?
Why are there no fuchsia M&M's?

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