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• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
• Conservatives: Because we care.
• Conservatives conserve ... What?
• Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
• It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
• Conservation is humanity caring for the future. -- Nancy Newhall
• Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
  -- John Stuart Mill...
• Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie