When You Die, If You Go Somewhere Where They Ask You A Bunch Of Questions About Your Life And What You Learned And All, I Think A Good Way To Get Out Of It Is Just To Say, "No Speaka English.

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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about
your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is
just to say, "No speaka English."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey