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When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. -- Confuciu
When proteup first, thankfully leaving the fuses intact. -- Vuilleumier's Fourth Law
When proud-pied April, dress'd in all his trim, Hath put a spirit of youth in everything.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet xcviii...
When punished, watch your steps on the stairs!
When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Pu
When push comes to shove, you know you are in a garage sale, if there is no blue light whizzing around.
When putting it into memory, remember where you put it. -- Leo Beiser's First Computer Axiom
When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
-- 2nd LAW OF TESTS...

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