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When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
When speed counts, count on the SpeedModem!
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion. -- Ethiopian proverb
When spring comes around, I merely write my tailor, send him a small sample of dandruff, and tell him to match it exactly.
-- Oliver Herford...
When Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.
-- Reginald Heber (1783-1826) -- Seventh Sunday after Trinity...
When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.
When stars are in the quiet skies, Then most I pine for thee
Bend on me then thy tender eyes, As stars look on the sea....
When starting to calculate why your children went wrong, one of the things that always seems to be neglected in such a listing is the important factor called heredity.
When's The Revolution?: Millie Ta
When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have any recourse to any other.
-- Michael Uhlma...

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