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• First Law of Applied Terror: When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
• When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
  -- 2nd LAW OF TESTS...
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
• A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #26...
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #12...
• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41