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When someone says, "It can't be done," they're usually right. They can't do it. -- Harvey Mackay
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
-- Clyde B. Aste...
When someone tells you they think you are the finest person they have ever encountered, it is a fairly safe bet they are a closet something or perhaps they lived there.
When some people decide it's time for everyone to make big changes, it means that they want you to change first.
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
When somone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv, Sc. 5...

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