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When the budget is tight, spending money to save money is a science.
Spending money to make money is an art. Not spending money is easy....
When the camera isolates on a male athlete, he will either spit, pick or scratch.
-- WAGNER'S LAW OF SPORTS TV...
When the candles are out all women are fair. -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Conjugal Precep
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?
When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don'...
When the chips are down, the Buffalo's empty.
When the chips are down, the cow is empty.
When the critics try to analyze the current trend, I just sit back and watch them come and go.
-- Joe Walsh...
When the cup is full, carry it even.
When the cup is full, carry it level.
When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs.
This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once. -- The Consultant's Curse...

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