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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. -- Henry Mille
When should the children meet the new boy/girlfriend?
When singleness is bliss, it's folly to be wives. -- Bill Councelma
When slides are shown in a darkened room, the instructor will require the students to take notes.
-- M. M. Johnsto...
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy. -- Stanislaw Lec
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
When some English moralists write about the importance of having character, they appear to mean only the importance of having a dull character.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
When someone points a finger at some part of the code, look somewhere else for the trouble - most likely where the other three fingers are pointing.
-- Weinberg's Programming Principle #4...

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