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When subjected to extreme feminine heat and pressure, male hydrocarbons will often produce a diamond.
-- Omni...
When subtlety fails us we must make do with cream pies. -- David Bri
When taken, To be well shaken.
-- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- The Newcastle Apothecary...
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
When tempers flare up in the family, Too great severity brings remorse.
Good fortune nonetheless. When woman and child dally and laugh, It leads in the end to humiliation....
When testing the cake with a straw, it is much more easily done if you remove the straw from the broom.
Do not use the straw from the broom in the barn, and if you do not have a barn, do not use the...
When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, "To know one's self.
And what was easy, "To advise another." -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Thales, ix...
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it.
Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job....

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