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When ribbon grass is pulled up, the sod comes with it.
Each according to his kind. Undertakings bring good fortune....
When riding my old Harley a ninety per at midnight down the Via Roma in Naples, I kept one consolation firmly in mind
If anything goes wrong, I'll never have time to regret it. -- Edward Abbey...
When Rush Limbaugh dies, he'll be the Dead Head Dittohead.
When Rush Limbaugh speaks, `nipple' isn't the orifice I think of.
When saving for old age, be sure to put away a few pleasant thoughts. -- Proverb
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When several reporters share a taxi on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
When sex is good, it's only 2% of a marriage; but when it's bad, it's 98%.
When she had passed, it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Evangeline, Part i...
When she opens her mouth, it's a wonder the little light doesn't come on.

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