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When the DM grins, it's all over.
When the dragons grow too mighty To slay with pen or sword, I grow weary of the battle And the storm I walk toward.
When all around is madness And there's no safe port in view, I long to turn my path...
When the dream came, I held my breath with my eyes closed.
I went insane, like a smoke ring day when the wind blows....
When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber.
When the ear heard me, then it blessed me; and when the eye saw me, it gave witness to me.
-- Old Testament -- Job xxix, 11...
When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.
-- Lao Tse...
When the elderly and distinguished scientists rally round the idea, and proclaim it as a major scientific breakthrough, it will turn out to be wrong after all.
When the end is lawful, the means are also lawful. -- Hermann Busenbaum (1600-1668)
When the end of the world arrives, the safest place to be will be in the Soviet Union, because in the Soviet Union, everyone lives at least 50 years behind the standards everywhere else.
When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it. -- Billy Sunday

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