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When people say, "You're breaking my heart", they do in fact usually mean that you're breaking their genitals.
When people share their fears with you, share your courag
When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
When people speak of "a loved one passing," it is a fairly good indication that they did not like the person.
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
-- Rule of the Grea...
When Philip had news brought him of divers and eminent successes in one day, "O Fortune!
aid he, "for all these so great kindnesses do me some small mischief....
When Pierre Simon de La Place published his treatise on Solar system dynamics, Napoleon remarked that it did not mention God.
La Place replied "I did not require that hypothesis....
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeo
When planning anything, it is well to have a strong appreciation for the contingent provisional happenstance and its possible probability.
When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure? -- A Sinbad the Sailor film

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