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• When we're poisoning pigeons in the park! -- T. Lehre
• If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
  Danish Proverb...
• He hated to mend, so young Ned Called in a cute neighbor instead.
  Her husband said, "Vi, When you stitched up his torn fly, Did you have to bite off the thread?...
• What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
• Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England!
• Pigeonholing is interesting only for pigeons.
• Never look up when dragons fly overhead.