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When people aren't stupid Usenet is even more useful.
Too bad this happens so rarely. -- Jef Poskanzer <jef@well.sf.ca.us>...
When people are starving, life is no longer meaningless. -- John Gardne
When people cease to complain, they cease to think. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
When people have a job to do, particularly a vital but difficult one, they will invariably put it off until the last possible moment, and most of them will put it off even longer.
-- Gordon L. Becke...
When people have loved me I have been embarrassed.
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytto
When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him.
He said that the fault could be put right if the receiver was du...
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.
When planets do it we say they are orbiting....
When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus i...

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