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  .. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...
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  -- comedian Steven Wrigh...
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  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
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  The clerk said, ten-four. -- Steven Wrigh...
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  -- Steven Wrigh...