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• QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
• I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had.
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• A little knowledge is dangerous, and boy, am I dangerous!
• Some have too much, yet still do crave; I little have, and seek no more
  They are but poor, though much they have, And I am rich with little store...
• I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry.
  This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep....
• Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors, My very noble and approv'd good masters, That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter, It is most true
  ue, I have married her: The very head and front of my offending Hath this extent, no more....
• I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie