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  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
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  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
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• When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...