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  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  -- Bullwinkle J. Moose...
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  ! -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?
  !" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• When it comes to a choice between humility and honesty, sometimes honesty wins.
• Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak. -- Bullwinkle Moose