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When among apes, one must play the ape.
When an action has its intended effect, it also has other, unintended, effects.
When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
-- Scott's second Law After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible...
When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntan, it's probably.
When anger rises, think of the consequences. -- Confuciu
When angry, count a hundred; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calenda...
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. -- Thomas Jefferson, Writing
When angry, count to ten, When very angry, count to 750,000 by 37's.

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