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• When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twai
• When angry, count four. When very angry, swear. MARK TWAIN
• When angry, count to ten, When very angry, count to 750,000 by 37's.
• When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. -- Thomas Jefferson, Writing
• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• When a sage is angry, he is no longer a sage.
• It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• It were not best that we should all think alike; it is the difference of opinion that makes horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain,_Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar_, 1894...
• An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. -- Publius Syru