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When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective.
-- George Marshall, U.S. Army general...
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth. -- George Bernard Shaw
When at home, do as the Homans do.
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it. -- Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargue
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
-- Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjec...
When attempting to predict and forecast macro-economic moves of economic legislation by a politician, never be misled by what he say
instead -- watch what he does....
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man. -- Dame Edith Eva
When a woman cease to attract men, she turns to radical feminism.
When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprise
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay...

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