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When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
-- Epperson's law...
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey
When a man's knowledge is deep, he speaks well of an enemy.
Instead of seeking revenge, he extends unexpected generosity....
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
-- Murphy's lasw on sex...
When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in. -- Aeschylu
When a man tells me he's going to put all his cards on the table, I always look up his sleeve.
-- Lord Leslie Hore-Belisha...
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it spo
when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...

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