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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away.
It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere....
When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick.
When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not. -- Fox on Problematic
When a program is working perfectly the programmer will not know what the heck is going on.
-- Murphy's Sixth Law of Programming...
When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.
-- John L. Shelto...
When are they going to make Non-alcoholic ZIMA?
When are you buttheads gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
-- Reuben Flagg...
When are you going to grow up? -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell
When arguing with a fool, be sure he isn't doing the same thing.
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell

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