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• A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered by the side of the street.
  Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on....
• Being a New Yorker is never having to say you're sorry. -- Lily Tomli
• Are we thinking here, or is this just so much pointing and clicking? -- The New Yorke
• There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
  Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice....
• But that's what being an artist is -- feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy.
  -- The New Yorke...
• So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- [two goldfish in a bowl, New Yorker Cartoon]
• So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....