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When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -- Victor Hugo
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she means "NO!
When a workstation hangs there's a reason... When a Mac crashes it's just Mac OS.
. -- Forest Godfrey...
When a writer has done the best that he can do, he should then withdraw from the book-writing business and take up an honest trade like shoe repair, cattle stealing, or screwworm management.
-- Edwa...
When baby cry, give bust in face. -- Confucius Say
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
-- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Thoughts on the Cause of the Present D...
When Barbary Pirates demand a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'tribute money'.
When the Mafia demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'the protection racket'....
When beauty fires the blood, how love exalts the mind!
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Cymon and Iphigenia, Line 41...
When beer goes flat, you can toss it out. -- Men vs. Bee

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