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When beer goes flat, you can toss it out. -- Women vs. Bee
When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime. -- Graham Chapma
When beggars die, there are no comets seen; The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them. -- H. V. Prochnow
When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.
When bicycles are outlawed only outlaws will bicycle.
When Bill Clinton opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter," And proved it,--'t was no matter what he said.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 1...
When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.

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