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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz...
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
When a person does not have a reason for doing something, that person has one very good reason for leaving something undone.
When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Wendy, age 8...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on--that's life.
When a person says that in the interest of saving time, he will summarize a prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.
-- Alan Otte...
When a person stands on his dignity, it's probably because he has very insecure footing.
When a piece gets difficult, makes faces. -- Arthur Schnabel (to Vladimir Horowitz)
When a piercer drops in on you, you will be tempted to hit the ceiling!

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