When An Eel Bites Your Leg, And The Pain Makes You Beg, That's A Moray!
When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
When you're swimmin' in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothe...
C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
An axe stroke makes a deep wound in your leg.
They crossed a pit bull with a collie. It bites your leg off and goes for help.
-- Hear about the new breed in pet shops?...
Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening
You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
O It's worth the pain that makes the tears =`\&l
It's worth the light of a million years. (=)/(=) Only your love I can't explain....
If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble