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What do gay termites eat? Mailboxes.
What do guns and butter have in common? They can each kill you.
What do hurricanes and steroids have in common? They both make Jamaicans run like hell!
What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say a reasonable person is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes that into account when dealing with others.
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What do Klingons do with a dead bulb? Execute it for failure.
What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces a bulb? Execute him for cowardice.
What do macrobiotic cats eat? Brown mice
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.
What do people do with computers and no modem?
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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