Miscellaneous Collections

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What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
What do they mean, school doesn't prepare you for life?
What better preparation than cafeteria food to prepare you for what you will eat in flight on almost any airline?...
What do they pack styrofoam in? Cartons with computers in them, to protect the styrofoam.
What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc.
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What do two WASP brothers exchange after not seeing each other for decades? Business cards.
What do Walruses and NASA have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal.
What do we know about the beyond? Do we know what's behind the beyond?
I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond the behind. -- Brother Theodore...
What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
What do women want? Shoes.
What do you call 32 redneck women? A full set of teeth.

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