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• Klingons do not surrender. -- Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
• When Klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with HONOR
• Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
• What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.
• Worf: "Klingons do not allow themselves to be...probed." -- "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
• What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
  A failure....
• DUD Do Until Dead
• How many John Majors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to not do anything about it and one to try and blame the failure of the old bulb on the Labour party who put the original bulb in place 17 years ago....