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What did Medieval people do before television?" "Had tea, I suppose.
What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas? A Dan Quayle watch.
-- heard from a Mike Dukakis field worke...
What did people do, before the time of remote control on the TV set?
What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass!
What did the Caspian sea? -- Saki
What did the colliding particle say to the other particle while under a temperature gradient?
Oh, I'm sorry! -- Sore...
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
Don't you have a cat?...
What! did the Hand then of the Potter shake?
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