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What did the light bulb say to the fuse? That's a blow !
What did the procedure say when the control program called it? I was framed.
What did the programmer say when he was asked why he couldn't sleep?
I keep having this recurring nightmare....
What did the Provo river say when the BYU coed jumped in? I'll be dammed!
What did the psychologist say to the programming group? Don't forget to check in.
What did the state table say to bitstring? I don't recognize you.
What did Tuan Ngo?
What did ya do with your burden and your cross? Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
You and I know that a burden and a cross, Can only be carried on one man's back....
What did you do in Russia before you were shot? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
What did you do to them, Q? Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
-- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...

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