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What did you say after the wreck? Shall I leave out the swear words? Yes. Nothing.
What did you think your savings account used to have?
What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.
-- Seneca...
What dire offence from amorous causes springs! What mighty contests rise from trivial things!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto i, Line 1...
What distinguishes an IBM-PC from a boat anchor? Segment registers.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
Neither one is very bright....
What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal.
What do batteries run on?
What do Bill Clinton and a ripe lemon have in common? Both are yellow.

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