Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Miscellaneous Collections
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
What do bunnies do at a Pagan Festival? Take notes.
What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks.
What does a Computer Frog say? Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!
What does a hippopotamus have to come up with in order to get a Ph.D.? A hippo-thesis!!
What does an anal probe do? SEE COLON
What does an Englishman's beer bottle say on the bottom? OPEN OTHER END.
What does an Englishman's stepladder say at the top? STOP HERE.
What does an insomniac, dyslexic philosopher do at night?
He stares at the ceiling and wonders if there's a Dog....
What does Anita Hill really want? A hung jury
What does a sacred chao say? MU!
< previous
...
8398
8399
8400
8401
8402
8403
8404
8405
8406
8407
...
11174
next >
