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• The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
  -- Saki (Hector Hugh Munro)...
• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
• What flavor?!? Its a bloody sea bird, innit?!?
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Been there and did WHAT?
• If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
• What did Tuan Ngo?
• Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers? A: A nervous wreck.