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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....
• If you elect Bill Clinton and Al Gore that would be a disaster for agriculture.
  What Bill Clinton says he'll do, well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do is to give a lot of balance to the interest here in California....
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
• Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.
  I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Spock: "As a teacher on a training mission, I am content to command the Enterprise.
  If we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior officer on board must assume command....
• Hmmm... equality is bad for the country? Well, at least we know where you stand now.
  I also remember a lot of your ilk saying things about how the ERA was going to require unisex bathrooms....