Well, Here I Am In AMERICA.. I LIKE It. I HATE It.

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Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. I HATE it.
I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it.
I HATE it. I LIKE.. EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one...
You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. *YOU* seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die.
I hate hexa taglines!
I hate corporations.
I hate my modem.
I _hate_ shrinkwrap!
God I hate floppies.
I hate Bloody tagline

Well, Here I Am In AMERICA.. I LIKE It. I HATE It.

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